06E119
Luck Be a Jersey Girl Tonight
Not long after my 21st birthday,
my buddies and I piled into the car for our first weekend of (legal) gambling
in Atlantic City. Our goal was a modest one: To walk in with $200 apiece and
then, through a combination of safe betting and good judgment, drink as much
free booze as possible.
Nobody took down the house that trip, but
we did okay; beating the odds at games of chance really boils down to just
playing within your means or having an autistic brother who counts cards while
teaching you the true meaning of family. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah.
Since none of us had such a person in our
lives, we needed a strategy that would prevent us from getting in too deep. The
best idea, we decided, was to stick with the game we each felt most comfortable
playing. For me, that meant blackjack.
Of all the games in a casino, it’s widely
believed that blackjack offers a person the best odds for success while slot
machines offer the worst. Of course, that’s like saying somebody wearing their
seatbelt has better odds of surviving a plane crash than somebody who’s already
dead, but who was I to quibble with statistics?
I’d played the game for years, beating my
kid brother on a consistent basis. I knew I’d have to change my style to play with
the big boys—The New Jersey Gaming Commission considers it “wrong” to beat the
dealer over the head with a shoe until he gives you money--but I felt confident
in my abilities. So much so, in fact, that on my first hand of the night I was
dealt a fifteen--a tricky number--and told the dealer to “hit me” with no
hesitation at all. Had I been seated at a blackjack table instead of one for
poker, I believe he would have been very impressed.
Later on, I bumped into my friend Tony while he played roulette
(or as the French call it, “roulette.”) I was up a few bucks, so I decided to
try my luck.
In design, roulette’s not that complicated.
You simply place your chips on whatever color, number, or combination of both
that you think will hit. Then the guy spins the wheel, drops in a marble, the
marble bounces around for a while, and when it stops, the guy takes your money.
At least, that’s how it worked for me. Tony
swears he has success at it, but I found I won as much money betting on the
roulette wheel as I did standing outside, throwing my chips at the tires of
passing cars.
In the end, though, my friends and I
realized that it isn’t about how much you win or lose. We took more than money
with us when we left our hotel that weekend. We took memories. We took a shared
bond. And most importantly, we took a Japanese tattoo on our butt cheeks that
none of us can explain to this day.
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